Pick-Up Stories and Advice

Never ask a girl 4 her number

wen tuning a chick, never ask a girl 4 her no. As soon as u ask, suddenly u become a stalker, and she may b reluctant 2 giv it 2 u. U don't want 2 pressure her in2 sumthing she is not keen 4.

What u want 2 do is hint that u would like 2 catch up and talk more in the future. And ask her how we could meet up again. Wait 4 her to offer her number... This also shows that she is keen!

Eye Contact and Non-Sexual Touch

when talking to girls it is extremely important to make eye contact. This builds repor and shows that u r interested in them and way they hav to say.

It is also important to do non sexual touches while talking to them. This builds a bond between people. Nothing big, it could b sumthing as easy as a touch on the hand, arm or back etc

The 3 Second Rule

From making eye contact with a girl u hav 3 seconds 2 say sumthing to her. If u hold eye contact or stare 4 longer than 3 seconds u r a creep and u hav blown ur chances.
Wat hav u got 2 loose?

Should U Kiss Her?

Wat u need to look 4 is 3 possitive signs! These could b anything like:
she touches u in a non sexual (or sexual) way
she laughs at ur jokes even if they r not funny
she maintains eye contact for more than 3 sec without speaking
she wants to meet up later
she gives u her number
she holds ur hand wen walking thru a crowd

once u get 3 possitive signs, it's times 2 move in 4 the kill and kiss her.

If u r ever unsure it's best just 2 do it anyway... Honestly if it's a random wat could go wrong?

A good idea is to whisper sumthing in her ear, or tell her she smells nice. Once u r in close kiss her!

If u r a bit of a Pansy and a bit chicken u could even turn it around and just ask her... Do u wanna kiss me? This ends in 2 ways. She says no, to which u answer "good I didn't want 2 kiss u anyway". Or she says maybe, which means u kiss her cause she wants it but 2 affraid 2 say yes. Or she says yes... And u r definately in

geez azza, who would have thought women are so complicated.

I got another tip for you, ask her how much before, not after, i once got stung and she charged me overs for a blowy

Haha LJ.

You could try this one:

You: "What's the difference between a blowjob and a hamburger?"
Attractive Female: "I don't know"
You: "Lets do lunch"

weezernz wrote:Haha LJ.

You could try this one:

You: "What's the difference between a blowjob and a hamburger?"
Attractive Female: "I don't know"
You: "Lets do lunch"

Cap. Edit this one please. I thought of a good LJ version but I am too much of a lady to write it

Hahaha I love it weez

Why is this thread so entertaining?
I just can't quite put my finger on it.....

Good work Azza!

Got a week in nz next week so this thread is going 2 get a major update...

Also going out on Friday nite but it's with work ppl....

Note 2 every1 here:

Don't Screw the Crew! It ALWAYS ends bad...

And definately don't screw 2 of the crew at the same time cause sum loser from ur work always opens their mouth and tells the other 1... It definately ends bad

Thought I'd help the cause. Here's a super article.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-talk-to-women-according-to-internet/

If you're at Oktoberfest, just say "im going to try some German, du bist vundershen".

I met with a German guy I know on opening day and he said to say that (it may be spelled differently, but that's what I was saying) to any good looking birds. Apparently it means "you are beautiful". Worked for me.

Wow I have been neglecting this thread....

No updates for a while due to work and my new job but i will def write in soon.

Just a bit of a joke that follows thread....

The other day i went into a bar and saw a fat chick sitting at the bar. Thought i'd strike up a convo. I was pretty hammered and turned to her and said...
"Fucking hell i'd give you one..."
She looked me in the eyes and said
"Fuck off... I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth!"
I then replied "Whoa.... Hold up you fat bitch, I was giving you marks out of 10!"

azza2906 wrote:
The other day i went into a bar and saw a fat chick sitting at the bar. Thought i'd strike up a convo. I was pretty hammered and turned to her and said...
"Fucking hell i'd give you one..."
She looked me in the eyes and said
"Fuck off... I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth!"
I then replied "Whoa.... Hold up you fat bitch, I was giving you marks out of 10!"

I was visiting my parents when you sent this message.
Mum read it first.

azza2906 wrote:Wow I have been neglecting this thread....

No updates for a while due to work and my new job but i will def write in soon.

Just a bit of a joke that follows thread....

The other day i went into a bar and saw a fat chick sitting at the bar. Thought i'd strike up a convo. I was pretty hammered and turned to her and said...
"Fucking hell i'd give you one..."
She looked me in the eyes and said
"Fuck off... I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth!"
I then replied "Whoa.... Hold up you fat bitch, I was giving you marks out of 10!"

lol lol