The Joke Thread!!

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The Joke Thread!!

Post  sparton on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:51 am

this thread is for any jokes you want to share...
i will start it off...

Recession Beater. Wife say's to husband, "if you cycle to work we could get rid of the 2nd car"
Husband replies. "if you take it up the arse and give head we can get rid of the nanny."


i thought it was good.. lol
now post your jokes..

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Re: The Joke Thread!!

Post  Viprdude on Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:19 pm

All my jokes with disgust everyone but I love reading jokes!

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Re: The Joke Thread!!

Post  sparton on Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:23 pm

i got another one

Smiths chips are coming out with a new chip "semen flavour"
they will be marketed as a "diet chip" as its estimated that
98% of women won't swallow them.

hahahahahaha

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Re: The Joke Thread!!

Post  azza2906 on Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:17 pm

how do you keep an idiot in suspence.....

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Re: The Joke Thread!!

Post  azza2906 on Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:20 pm

.... i'll tell you tomorrow

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Re: The Joke Thread!!

Post  sumwunrandom on Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:55 pm

azza2906 wrote:.... i'll tell you tomorrow


cyclops ok

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Re: The Joke Thread!!

Post  wottagunn on Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:07 am

What's the leading cause of Pedophilia?






sexy children.

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Re: The Joke Thread!!

Post  wottagunn on Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:08 am

What's long and black?









the un-employment line.

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