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sumwunrandom on Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:20 pm
I found these today on the internet
Some of them are stupid, but some of them are actually quite funny and they make you think
I cbf going through them all and finding the good ones but you can just scan a couple at a time - you're bound to find one that is good
If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And if so, how would you treat them?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Does a person ever get sick without being tired?
Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighbor?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algae-bra?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it...
How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
How do 'Do Not Walk on Grass' signs get there?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
How do you remove a club soda stain?
How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How much would they pay the matador if the bull had no horns?
If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care?
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If it's called a boxing RING, then why are they square?
If knowledge is power and power corrupts, doesn't knowledge corrupt?
If Mike Brady was supposed to be this groovy architect, why did he force 6 kids into 2 bedrooms?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?
If they're psychic and I need them so much, why don't they just phone me?
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you saw with a sawhorse, do you seesaw with a seahorse?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you try to fail, and then succeed, what've you really done?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Is a metaphor like a simile?
Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
Is there another word for synonym?
May I refuse to inherit the earth?
On Gilligan's Island, if the professor could build a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in the boat?
Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
What does the hotcake seller say when his hotcakes are selling quickly?
What happened to the first 6 'ups'?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What's the speed of dark?
When it rains, how come cows don't knock on the farmer's door and say, "Hey, let us in, we're all wearing leather out here!"
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Whenever you're holding all the cards, why does everyone else turn out to be playing chess?
Where are the bacteria that cause 'good' breath?
Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Why are they called apartments if they are stuck together?
Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? Are they afraid that someone is going to clean them?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do they call it instant credit when it actually means instant debt?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know?
Why is it that when our kids are naughty we ask "do you want a spanking?" What are they going to say, "Yes please, may I have two?"...
Why is it that when we ship something by truck, it's called a shipment but if we send something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Some of them are stupid, but some of them are actually quite funny and they make you think
I cbf going through them all and finding the good ones but you can just scan a couple at a time - you're bound to find one that is good
If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And if so, how would you treat them?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Does a person ever get sick without being tired?
Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighbor?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algae-bra?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it...
How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
How do 'Do Not Walk on Grass' signs get there?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
How do you remove a club soda stain?
How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How much would they pay the matador if the bull had no horns?
If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care?
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If it's called a boxing RING, then why are they square?
If knowledge is power and power corrupts, doesn't knowledge corrupt?
If Mike Brady was supposed to be this groovy architect, why did he force 6 kids into 2 bedrooms?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
If the only thing to survive a plane crash is the black box, why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?
If they're psychic and I need them so much, why don't they just phone me?
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you saw with a sawhorse, do you seesaw with a seahorse?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you try to fail, and then succeed, what've you really done?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Is a metaphor like a simile?
Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
Is there another word for synonym?
May I refuse to inherit the earth?
On Gilligan's Island, if the professor could build a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in the boat?
Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
What does the hotcake seller say when his hotcakes are selling quickly?
What happened to the first 6 'ups'?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What's the speed of dark?
When it rains, how come cows don't knock on the farmer's door and say, "Hey, let us in, we're all wearing leather out here!"
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Whenever you're holding all the cards, why does everyone else turn out to be playing chess?
Where are the bacteria that cause 'good' breath?
Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Why are they called apartments if they are stuck together?
Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? Are they afraid that someone is going to clean them?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do they call it instant credit when it actually means instant debt?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that normal people are the ones you don't know?
Why is it that when our kids are naughty we ask "do you want a spanking?" What are they going to say, "Yes please, may I have two?"...
Why is it that when we ship something by truck, it's called a shipment but if we send something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Re: Unanswered Questions
Maccaz on Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:43 pm
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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Re: Unanswered Questions
capnwpac on Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:05 pm
If you read all of those, do you have too much time on your hands?
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Re: Unanswered Questions
Maccaz on Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:17 pm
capnwpac wrote:If you read all of those, do you have too much time on your hands?
I read them all, it is holidays
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Re: Unanswered Questions
sumwunrandom on Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:41 pm
If you read them all, then i deserve a kudos
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Re: Unanswered Questions
MARSTA-J on Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:19 am
Ive always had this unanswered question since the movie...
How the hell would you use the 3 sea shells on Demolition Man
Seen some funny replies on google lol...
How the hell would you use the 3 sea shells on Demolition Man
Seen some funny replies on google lol...
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Re: Unanswered Questions
Tez on Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:52 pm
I Finally read through all of those and here are couple of answers :
If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots? - Taxis , that's how they make at least 50% of there profit
Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And if so, how would you treat them? - why would they want to?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? - NO!!
How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it... - Multiple personality disorder ..think about it
How do 'Do Not Walk on Grass' signs get there? - teleportation
How do I set my laser printer on stun? - Throw it at someone's head,
How do you get off a non-stop flight? - its called a parachute
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others? - it didn't say only policy therfore you have a choice
How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the mornings? - he drives a snowplough! he'd start at home!
How much would they pay the matador if the bull had no horns? - where is the entertainment in watching someone being chased by a cow? .... ok probably funny
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth? - well everyone would notice if they went around taking smart people, who notices that the dumb ones are missing? beside there are more of them
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - she's one of those girls!
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? - I actually like this one
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? - just dumb
Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all? - the desert
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight? - commercialism at its best
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? -when the zombies/vampires attack you will be asking why we didn't!!
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? - LIE!!
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? - how about toes?
If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots? - Taxis , that's how they make at least 50% of there profit
Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And if so, how would you treat them? - why would they want to?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? - NO!!
How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it... - Multiple personality disorder ..think about it
How do 'Do Not Walk on Grass' signs get there? - teleportation
How do I set my laser printer on stun? - Throw it at someone's head,
How do you get off a non-stop flight? - its called a parachute
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others? - it didn't say only policy therfore you have a choice
How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the mornings? - he drives a snowplough! he'd start at home!
How much would they pay the matador if the bull had no horns? - where is the entertainment in watching someone being chased by a cow? .... ok probably funny
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth? - well everyone would notice if they went around taking smart people, who notices that the dumb ones are missing? beside there are more of them
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - she's one of those girls!
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? - I actually like this one
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? - just dumb
Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all? - the desert
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight? - commercialism at its best
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? -when the zombies/vampires attack you will be asking why we didn't!!
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? - LIE!!
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? - how about toes?
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Re: Unanswered Questions
Maccaz on Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:59 pm
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? - how about toes?
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Re: Unanswered Questions
sumwunrandom on Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:38 pm
here is a good one that will make you think - i just thought of this one
Which armrest is yours in the cinema
Which armrest is yours in the cinema
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Re: Unanswered Questions
Maccaz on Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:32 pm
sumwunrandom wrote:here is a good one that will make you think - i just thought of this one
Which armrest is yours in the cinema
The right-hand side one.
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Re: Unanswered Questions
sumwunrandom on Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:37 pm
Maccaz wrote:sumwunrandom wrote:here is a good one that will make you think - i just thought of this one
Which armrest is yours in the cinema
The right-hand side one.
really
where does it say this!!
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Re: Unanswered Questions
YODA_95 on Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:38 pm
In australia it is the left because we drive on the left and right if your in an american cinema.
Q1.If an electrick train is going 120km on a straight track with a 6 degree wind heading north-west and a 5.5 degree wind goin south-east which way will the smoke go
A.=electick train dont have smoke
Q2.if a rooster layed and egg on a the point of a roof which way will the egg roll?
A.=rosters dont lay eggs
Q1.If an electrick train is going 120km on a straight track with a 6 degree wind heading north-west and a 5.5 degree wind goin south-east which way will the smoke go
A.=electick train dont have smoke
Q2.if a rooster layed and egg on a the point of a roof which way will the egg roll?
A.=rosters dont lay eggs
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Re: Unanswered Questions
sumwunrandom on Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:40 pm
YODA_95 wrote:In australia it is the left because we drive on the left and right if your in an american cinema.
Maccaz wrote:The right-hand side one.
oohhhhh conflict
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Re: Unanswered Questions
Maccaz on Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:41 pm
sumwunrandom wrote:YODA_95 wrote:In australia it is the left because we drive on the left and right if your in an american cinema.Maccaz wrote:The right-hand side one.
oohhhhh conflict
Well most people are right handed and would rather drink and eat their food with their right hand.
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Re: Unanswered Questions
sumwunrandom on Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:42 pm
Maccaz wrote:sumwunrandom wrote:YODA_95 wrote:In australia it is the left because we drive on the left and right if your in an american cinema.Maccaz wrote:The right-hand side one.
oohhhhh conflict
Well most people are right handed and would rather drink and eat their food with their right hand.
yes thats what i do as well, but yoda's reasoning seemed better - they should sstill say it somehow
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