Masive bender

So I went out on fri nite and returned home Monday morning at 4am to start work at 8.

Things I remember:
spending a fuck load of cash
hooking up with a 35 yo
geeing up a 3 sum to realise I was way 2 fucked and it wasn't going 2 work
getting my shirt cut off my body by a chick
taking a pill
eating 5 lamb burgers
driving while under the influence
dancing for pretty much a whole nite in the living room of a randoms house
consuming approx 8 cans of red bull
going over my $600 call cap
drinking a case of beer, a bottle of vodka, half a bottle of jäger, bottle of champas and a bit of goon
spending $100 on a round at a bar
getting approx 8 hrs sleep over the weekend

I'm still putting it together...

Currently lying in bed in the Foetal position shaking lol

Nice!

this is why you're my idol!!
you champion azza

Pretty standard weekend

what have you got planned for your bender?

If u r refering 2 my bday I'm just heading 2 the pub with sum work friends 4 dinner and drinks

These benders are awesome.

It's the little things days after - receipts and phone photo's etc.

I like those weekends.

Receipts in the pockets are always bad to find, as well as going through your phone and seeing all the calls you made to people at 5 in the morning.

Good stuff Azz. Whoe did you go out with?

Jess and mike

azza2906 wrote:Jess and mike

lol,that explains it.

FUNNY FUCKER